dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
listening to your favorite band with your friend
how do astronauts say they’re sorry?
We dont apologize.
we are perfect.
nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ
I found this gem in the WeWillAlwaysSupportYouJustin tag on twitter.
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags